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Just a dude who woke up sucking a lemon and decided to make the best album of all time.
James: Thom Yorke’s pretty neat, isn’t he?
Estella: Yeah but his house is full of lemons and great music
when a guy puts cheese and sauce on his dick and gives anal to a girl. the cheese and sauce get stuck in the girls ass, and the guy eats the girls ass afterwords with the cheese and sauce.
Brian: “Hey babe, can we try a New York Pizza Pocket tonight”?
Heather: “I gotta bleach my asshole, Timmy gave me a New York Pizza Pocket last night”
New York Day is June 12, the day New York was founded.
Person A: "New York Day is June 12."
Person B: "What a beautiful day!"
Originally published 9/17/1999
When you're goofing off by partying a few days before a test pretty much like procrastination
Originates from a pic on the web where several NY Giants players were partying on a boat in Miami before their playoff game in Green Bay in 2016
Person 1: Oh shit! We had a test?
Person 2: Did you have a New York Giants Boat Party?
Person 1: Errrrrrr
A condom is filled with dick cheese and is gently inserted into the male ear canal. after step one is completed the ear wax covered dick cheese condom is forced into the female steak whole (vagina).
john "i think I've saved enough dick cheese for a good ol ' New York cheese steak"
Lisa "Can't wait"
A place where the meek resides. Often found counting his pennies and wondering how to find more. Dreams of Golf but unable to decide when to use the 9 iron or was that the 5? Jelous of everyone who gets laid! Cheaper than Scrooge. Has an IQ of .02 and often daydreams. Stops in the middle of a sentence and waits until his brain cell grows back before continuing.
UUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM Welllllll sooooooooooooooo Golf?
The new york metro is a big place.
just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day
guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!
And the moral of the story is stay in school