When your reverse cowgirling on a man with Hot Flumunda and he screams "Gonorrhea" while clawing at your hips only to keel over and peel his rich and ripe Gono glands off your coochie
hey i just got with a man on tindr last night. he preformed the "Canadian Sand Devil" and now imma cry
Canadian King of Cannon is a nickname of Canadian rapper, Kris Wu. As we all know cannon is something which makes large sounds, therefore is commonly used to describe artistic and skillful singers and rappers like Kris Wu.
-Who is Kris Wu? -The Canadian King of Cannon. -Oh, skr.
This is when you see a wet dildo in a Canadian Tire store. When you find this it is also known as SCP-69420. A place for gay people to go when they are horny.
Defined also when a Canadian Tire becomes a sex shop for toys and other items.
Dirty Canadian Tire
A direct, and powerful kick to the nuts/genitalia.
"some guy was harassing me so I gave him a Canadian Nut Launcher."
Donair sauce - a maritime sweet garlic sauce that absolutely looks like cum
we should go get donairs, i'm craving that delicious Canadian Cum Sauce
Like American First Base, but with a finger in the butt. Also known as a Morneau.
"I went out with that Canadian girl."
"Did you make it to first base?"
"Better. Canadian first base."
"She gave you a Morneau, eh."
A Canadian tube sock is when a man defecates in a sock, then inserts his erect penis inside the sock and proceeds to insert the mess of poo sock in to an ugly ass trailer park type lookin bitch.
Bubbles Canadian tube socked that ugly ass hoe on season 4 episode 2 of trailer park boys.