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A slang term for a turkey baster, first used in the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy (which is also Canadian).
Guy: Who wants to work off Thanksgiving dinner with a Canadian squirt gun fight?
A person who doesn't know the difference between a fully automatic weapon and a semi automatic weapon but somehow feels important enough to vote.
A Anti gun activist are some of the smartest people ever.
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The act of suppositing a large, mortar shaped metal butt plug into the anus, then nipping down to your local hospital for your MRI scan.
The magnetic resonance has been known to instantly accelerate the supposited metal object up to the speed of sound and deposit it elsewhere in the torso.
"Hey Arthur, did your wifes hospital appointment get in the way of your sexy weekend away?"
"On the contrary Jim, we were banging like the shit house door when the plagues in town. Hospital appointment looming and with her voyeuristic ambition, things got really sexy and I coaxed her into an anal rail gun.
A situation where things are totally straight, but seem a little off.
Two men talking in a locker room with towels. One of them has their leg up. That's Top Gun Gay
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when your on the toilet and your poop shoots out so fast it splashes your butt.
Today, i went to the bathroom and had an unhappy machine gun poop.I had to wipe my cheeks as well.
Used as a description of habitual "wingman" escapades at parties and clubs. This is principally seen as a very strong and important bond between two so-called "players" with their eyes firmly on the prize (women). These said individuals employ strategic moves and move swiftly when opportunity arises. Just as fighter pilots are expected to do, they watch each other's back with the utmost dedication and also employ the agenda of "bros before hoes."
John (to Jake): What are those douchebags doing over there?
Jake: Looks like they got that Top Gun Shit. We should try that.
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A firearm, usually a handgun or revolver, which is kept and intended to be fired once or only during one incident, usually for illegal purposes, and then discarded so as to remove suspicion from the weapon's user. Serial numbers may be filed off and the gun is usually unregistered and illegal to even own, and care is always taken to not leave prints on the gun so that it can't be traced back to the owner that way should it ever be discovered. Usually kept somewhere hidden and safe as a "Plan B" should the owner ever need to have access to a gun that can't be traced back to them.
Person A: dude, what are you going to do with that?
Person B: I just discovered my wife was cheating on me with my boss. I need this throw away gun I have so I can kill them for it. That way no one can trace the gun back to me and there won't be any witnesses.
Person A: but, dude, I'm a wit...oh sh-
Person B: *KABLAM*
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