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Male Domestic Short Hair Mix Cat
Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard
Big old lefty that enjoys eating a bag ole bag of dicks.
Usually because he has no argument and needs something in his mouth to keep him occupied.
I love being right even though I'm left.
Because im Hunter/Dave
A small youtuber known only and i mean only for his straight track videos.
Coaster Dave’s New Straight Track Video Was Fire
Something completely random that you say just to be completely random and confuse people.
Friend: What colour is the carnival?
Me: Awesome Sauce! Running man from Tetris lol Dave lol!
To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.
Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.
he makes great saves and never shaves
matthew dave has a porn hub account
Verb: A agricultural practice that describes a person sowing all of their land to one crop, usually Canola, for two or more years
1. “Ah you hear about tim he’s gonna Dave summers it this year”
“Fuck why would he do that?