(noun) A 24 oz. can of beer. In the same line of slang as "deucer" (22. oz) and "tall boy" (16 oz.) terms for beer sizes.
"I'm headed to the corner store to pick up a donkey dick, want me to grab you a deucer?"
"Nah man, I quit drinking after I found out that 9/11 was an inside job and we're all slaves to rich Jewish bankers."
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The definition of a man that has a penis relatively the same size as a donkey's.
"Look at Callum's Donkey Kong!"
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It has the same meaning as giving someone a "dumb fuck award", It shows everyone that your f'ing stupid that you couldnt do any better.
You get the bronze donkey.
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1. a female who sleeps with other girls' boyfriends and has no shame in it
2. one who collects many diseases while treading through the "swamp" and is therefore a truly dirty person
3. one who carries a grocery bag for sleepovers because they're disposable and she doesn't want to get a nice one dirty in the merky waters
Man, that jerk cheated on me with a swamp donkey!
I heard that swamp donkey's newest disease is syphilis.
I found that swamp donkey's grocery bag in his bedroom!
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"Donkey Train" shares similiar traits to the Donkey punch yet is a more advanced maneuver requireing a minimun of three participants...to perform said Donkey Train place one female on top of the other in the bent over position start at the bottom and work your way to the top (pile 3 girls high for higher level of dificulty) Once you have reached the top girl perform a Donkey punch on her and "Ride the Donkey Train"
"Last night I Donkey Trained these bitches!"
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When having sex, and you Donkey Punch when inserting into the ass and she is still conscious, come back with a left, right jab to ensure she is knocked out.
Last night I went to Donkey Punch this chick and she wouldn't go down so I had to Donkey Pummel her.
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Large posterior, large backside, or a fat ass.
Look at the mammoth donkey on that hoe.
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