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A) A person whom conforms. often associated with "douches" and "assholes". (1) In the wild, these very unintellegent creatures copy whatever they see, or claim to have done something, but really they just pissed someone off. Often really annoying and doesn't think of what to do in life.

B) a garden or mechanical device of which helps man do great things.

A)
generic callie #1: God that person is such a tool. I hope they learn to think about what they need and want, and not what others tell them to do.

generic prep er.. tool#1: oohh those shoes are like, amazing, aren't they generic douche bag # 5?

generic douche bag # 5) your fucking rights they are babes! lets go buy you them and then I'll show you off to everyone, then dump you the next day because we're a week old!

generic tool #1: OK! :D

Generic Callie #1: >_> what did i just say?!

B)
generic gardener #7.5 vista beta:

oh this tool is lov.. *loading*

generic callie #1) piece of crap windows.. *hits gardener a few times* ah.. Should have had a v8... *shifty eyes* ..scanner..

by your_friendly_tool October 22, 2008


Tool

Dick

I gave that girl the tool later that night and she loved it.

by Road hustler September 6, 2022


Tool

This word has multiple definitions:

1. Someone with a big ego who thinks they can do what ever.

2. A metal band (Personally I don’t like metal but I hear a lot of people are a fan of this band)

1.

Alex “Bro, Jacob is such a tool.”
Eliot “I know right!”

2. “My favorite band of all time is Tool!

by Cass_Bakes November 25, 2022


Tool

Tool

That guy is a real tool.

by December 31, 2022


tool

One who wears cut off shirts, gold chains, and has no concern for anything except lifting weights and trying to impress everyone with unimpressive feats of strength.

Griffin Marr, a tool.

by ACM100 May 12, 2011


Tool

Another word for penis

Billy used his tool to show his mother a good time

by Chauvinisticbastard August 27, 2023


Tool

Someone who thinks something there doing is awesome but little do they know no one else thinks its cool.

TOOL-hey man its december 1st and i have these christmas hats and patriots jerseys wanna were them and go to the mall and see twilight?
NOT A TOOL-dude your a fucking tool

by thou art owned December 15, 2009