American Football

An extremely gay sport that gives high school fags a reason to feel "cool" while also comforting them from the fact that they have extremely small dicks. The objective... to be as gay as possible while throwing a leather ball and wearing pads like a pussy. The truth... American football is a slow-paced, piece of shit sport that involves a minimum of 11 vaginas on the field at once.

Football Fag: "Hey, do you think I have a chance at fucking that hot chick from our Calc class?"

Soccer player: "Yeah sure, if your dick was existent and you weren't such a faggot."

Football Fag: "Hey thanks man. I'm a tool because I play American Football."

Soccer player: "Fuck off."

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American Sarcasm

The use of the 'not' joke. Primarily an American idea, the 'not' joke is American sarcasm at its finest.

The lack of sincerity in sarcasm is usually conveyed through tone of voice, but with Americans and their famed linearity of thought, sarcasm often escapes them. Therefore, to make their statement seem sarcastic, they overtly announce it so, by sharply adding 'not' on the end.

Painfully guilty of 'Don't Explain the Joke.'

Group of people eating a meal:
"Wow, this food tastes great...not!"
"Why did you say 'not'?"
"Kelly over there's a yank. Had to slip in some American Sarcasm so she'd get it."

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American Bitching

still raising hell even once one has sought and received answers to satisfaction.

"Even after I got my bill figured out, I still felt the need to do some American bitching

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American Abhishek

A teenager homie who lives in America does noth'in all day long, his family is quite successful except for him, sleeps in couch all morning, really unattractive but have a out of his league girlfriend, lives a silent life, he's broke too, got brains' never used it too but his dad's a typical Indian hardworking man turned corporate executive billionaire even though nobody knows about it.
He's such a Loser and lives careless life

American Abhishek is an American-Indian teenager loser but never cared about it.

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American Hoodoo

American Hoodoo is a set of spiritual practices, traditions, and beliefs that were created by enslaved Melanated American Aboriginals in the Southern United States from various traditional hebraic spiritualities, regarding the Popol Vuh, Mormonism and elements of Mayan, Aztecah indigenous botanical knowledge. Practitioners of Hoodoo are called root workers, conjure doctors, conjure man or conjure woman, root doctors, shaman, Hoodoo doctors, and swampers. Regional synonyms for Hoodoo include conjure or rootwork. Many Hoodoo traditions draw from the beliefs of Cuauhtēmallān people of Central America in guatamala.

American Hoodoo is The most well-known American folk magic that originated from Melanated American Aboriginal slaves and is called Hoodoo. There are other names for it such as root-work and conjure. Hoodoo is a spiritual practice that stemmed from a mixture of Melanated American Aborigines and Siberian Native American mongoloid traditions; however, it’s NOT the same thing as Voodoo. Voodoo is a religion, not a spiritual practice. The American spiritual practice of Hoodoo has its roots in the Deep South of the U.S. – from Louisiana to Alabama, from Mississippi to Georgia.

American Tickler

When you have a mohawk and you rub it on a woman's vagina really fast and tickle it.

Remember that girl from last night,I gave her a American Tickler!!!

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american diet

The opposite of a normal diet

Jim: Bob you said your on a diet but your eating junk food
Bob: Im on an american diet

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