anal residue

This occurs when, during anal sex, the lube on the penis and the juices of the receiver combine to form anal residue. This is often white in colour, but can be slightly yellow-brown in colour if inadequate douching has been performed previously to intercourse.

Robin and Ernest had such hot sex last night! But whilst I watched, I noticed there was anal residue on Robin's cock... fuck!

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Anal Merchant

1. somebody in the business of distributing the pleasure of anal.

2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.

woah, have you seen craig lately? Anal merchant if i ever saw one... he is never away from ass..

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Anal-ysis

When your father or other person checks your ass for prostate cancer.

I think I feel a lump, father, please give me some anal-ysis

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Swiss Anal

Swiss anal is when a man puts his dick into the woman's belly button. This type of sex is called Swiss Anal as it was revealed in a survey that swiss women love it when men attack the woman's belly button, with their penis or their tongue. This type of sex is still considered penetration sex as the dick is penetrating into the belly button.

John: How should we do it first honey? Anal or Oral?
Miranda: Ohhh, I think we should we it swiss anal ;)
*John takes out his dick
*John shoves it into Miranda's belly button.*
Miranda: Ohh yeah.. that feels good, keep it going!

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anal aerobics

The act of rapidly clenching your butt cheeks until they begin to puff the ass of your pants out (commonly done with a friend).

Sara and I had an intense session of anal aerobics last night.

My ass hole is getting saggy, i totes magotes need to do some anal arobics

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anal fist

Stick an anal up your fist

Wanna anal fist

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Anal clown

someone who takes in an array of dildos in any orifice possible, specifically the asshole.

You are such an anal clown.

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