When in a state of utter failure or just feeling like crap, rubbing your hand across your wrist like your cutting it and as a joke someone anouncing that you are now emo.
Bob: *air cutting*
Bobby: "Geez, I didn't know you were emo!"
Engineering Calculus:
As the tangent to the curve approaches infinity:
Variable Constraints Include:
Time
Location
Romantic Implication
Humourous Viability
Sexual Implication
Newton's Law
Results can be extrapolated by isolating one variable.
Ex.
Girl: I don't like ditzes.
Boy: I don't like ditzes either.
Girl: I like cheese
Boy: Mee too.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you
x = romantic implication
Ex 2:
Boy: I like funny sarcastic bobble heads
Girl: I'm a funny sarcastic bobble head
Boy: I like you so much I might actually tell you
Girl: Ew you're creepy.
x = humourous viability + sexual implications
Ex 3:
Girl: Hi stranger, pay attention to me.
Boy: You're pretty.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you.
Boy: Your positive?
x= newton's law, time, location
A good answer to a violent threat, if you can back it up!
I see you fingering a weapon in your jacket, so go on ... I can't stop you from trying ... Once.
the ultimate pick-up line, coined by the defense minister of Iraq, as soon as someone says it to another person, their clothes disappear into the void and they immediately start sexing uncontrollably, currently, there is only one recorded person in history that was strong enough to resist it.
"i want fuck you sex sex sex"
*they start sexing*
A funny saying/expression to tell your friends to overemphasize or overexagerate the word "slay".
Let me tell you something, honey... I slay, you slay, we all slay for slay slay!!!!
Make a video of you saying I slay, you slay, we all slay for slay slay!!!
Either what the the movie "Superbad" should have been called or a sequel to that movie for there is proof that Seth and Evan (2 of the 3 main characters) are gay for each other.
"What did you think of the movie 'Superbad'?" "To be honest, that movie should have been called 'I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evan'."
To bang someone like a screen door means to have sex with them, but hard, rough, playful sex.(lots of moaning ;))
*usually said to a girl from the guy*
Baby, i wanna bang you like a screen door!