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A day were six disgusting man decided to make a day to defend r@p3, so ladies get pepper spray and guns don’t forget to bring a baseball bat :)
Girl one : ready to beat r@p!st one April 24 !
Girl two : Yay let’s also get our shot guns ?
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me: "wrigi your nitro expires today, the 10th april"
wrigi: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Whirlon:Zarah do you know what day its today
Zarah:1 april ?
Whirlon: no dummy its our day
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National your boyfriend comes over day! He comes over and you get to cuddle for two hours then do whatever he wants!
Kaitlyn: wanna come over?
Caleb: not really
Kaitlyn: oopsie you have too it’s April 21
Caleb: what’s that mean?
Kaitlyn: national your boyfriend comes over day
Caleb: oh lord
Kaitlyn: and cuddle for two hours
Caleb: fuck
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This day in particular, is when people with curled-like hair are born. As people with the curly hair genetic turn out more attractive, if they were to be born on this exact day, it’s almost impossible to take your eyes off of them. They stand out and above the crowd and it’s easy to feel intimidated at first glance.
Jack: Wow, look at her and her flowing hair!
Dominic: She’s so fine! She must have been born on April 26th.
Jack: Then go talk to her.
Dominic: I can’t, she’s just so hot!
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A day where a cool person is born and a day where they must be worshipped like shrek and given all sorts of anime shit. If you have a friend born on this day and this day only you must worship them like shrek! If you are born on this day show this to your friends to force them to do your bidding.
Someone : Hey it’s my birthday today
Friend: isn’t it April 7....
Someone: yep!
Friends: ALL HAIL (someone) WE DO YOUR BIDDING
someone: I’ve bee waiting forever
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National Donkey Day!
The day that the first donkey was seen in America.
What’s so special about April 9th?
It’s a day that u celebrate all those donkeys out there.
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