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while making love to a woman, shove both of your testicles and surrounding sack into her butthole. continue to make love, like a beast on a leash. If she is on top, feel free to remove your penis from the vag(keeping the balls in the brown eye) and spin her around several times... practice by shoving your nuts into a beer bottle.
"I again gave myself testicular torsion giving juanita the dirty brown wrap around."
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1. n: having someone take a picture of you as you take a picture of yourself (or something else)
Jill is getting a great shot of the San Francisco bridge, realizes she is wearing a lovely sundress that matches the bridge, and asks Jack for the reach around selfie so she can pair the pic of her with the pic of the bridge when she posts it on instabook.
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Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.
Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?
Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
A book that Disney made into a movie.
The show 80 days around the world was ok
Similar to the more commonly know phrase “Fuck around and find out”, suck around and find out is something typically said by one with a penis as either a pick up line to someone one they find sexually attractive who is flirting with them in order to ensure the score OR a phrase used while fooling around with your partner(s) to initiate oral sex and establish dominance in the boudoir.
Person 1: I bet your cum tastes like sweet sweet candy.
Person 2: why don’t you suck around and find out?
OR
Person 1: (while making out before initiating sex or pausing during sex) can you cum for me baby?
Person 2: I don’t know. Why don’t you suck around and find out?
It's a preamble to an ass beating. Widely used by Southern and Northern African Americans. My Grandad who was in his late 80's back in the 70's used to say it to us kids when we were misbehaving.
"Keep making all that damned noise out there and fuck around and find out about an ass whooping."
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MBWA ... is an art. However, it is an art that can probably be learned—and it is clearly unrelated to having an 'outgoing' personality. In fact, arguably the best wanderers are the introverts who start with the ability to listen, because listening ... is at the heart of effective MBWA.
Those guys are useless at EVERYTHING, except MBWA (Managing by walking around)!
You know those times when you are soooo busy yet all you do is MBWA (Managing by walking around)!?