paper toilet seat protectors found in a dispenser usually on the wall
i was afraid to catch something from the toilet seat 'cuz they were out of ass gaskets
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A take on the word jankey, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.
"Did you see that dude's jankey-ass teeth!?"
or
"Who does that jankey-ass bitch think she is?"
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the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area
Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...
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The feeling that grows on your ass after staying online on World of Warcraft for longer than 5+ Hours.
Knick: My ass hurts soo bad.
Topher: Must've been playing WoW too much.
Knick: I know, that WoW Ass is rough.
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A situation that develops from leftover poo from your last bowell movement and lack of proper wiping and then going into an environment where you sweat a lot and you whip up a slippery swampy mess where your butt cheeks slip and slide as you walk.
A synonym to mudbutt.
I have been working all day in the hot sun and now a I have a swampy ass condition.
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Joe and Seth were driving when Joe smelled something gross and asked Seth if he blew ass in the car.
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Popping one's genitalia into something or someone (or letting one pop their wiggler inside you) who is not their significant other. Like pulling a Benedict Arnold except this time it isn't a country being betrayed...it's one's personal piece of ass.
That filthy girl commited one of the biggest acts of ass treason imaginable...for not only did she open her legs for that random dude, but then took the Scotish Terrior home for a little under the covers desert.
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