August 11

June 11 is national submission day. You have to be a little submissive and breedable gay femboy, and you have to listen to all of your friends sexual needs and requests.

Example of August 11:

John: yo bro, today’s National submission day.
Alex: damn bro, you know what I’m doing to you, now get o. You’re knees and suck this dick.

August 11

The day you send a friend a picture of your boobs

Hey, it's August 11, you have to send me a picture of your boobs.

August 11

National Confession Day.

Those who have a crush on a girl/boy
who bday is on August 11.
Or lose a chance

Crush on you : Hi! um.. i have a crush on you🥺👉👈

You: really?!!

Crush on you: Happy Confession Day!!

You:ohh it's August 11

August 16

Happy Gamer best friend day!!!!

August 16th play with your best friend day! Show your best friends that you care and play with them

16th of August

the best day to have the roughest sex ever.
traditionally fuck alot.
give head, get head.
etc. have fun day ;)

OMG ITS THE 16th of AUGUST!!! TIE ME UP!!!!

august 13 1997

the day the first south park episode was aired

person: when was south park first released?

another person: it was released on august 13 1997.

2. August

National smash a glass day.

You can smash the glass anywhere. Even ur teachers face, or your bestfriends face. You get extra points if you do it on your siblings face.

"AY FRED COME HERE!" *Smashes a glass on his face* +2point "YOU FUCKIN BITCH!" *smashes a glass in his face too* +4points 2. August