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ok. so you've heard of fuck buddies right? just friends who do each other from time to time
ok, so hear me out, i got a sweet idea for all those religious chicks
see i was pondering this while playing WoW with c dav earlier, and remembered a girl telling me she wanted to save herself for marriage. so i thought, what about BEAT buddies?
see, just a guy and girl friend who 'bate to each other. that way, it breaks no virginal code, cause there's no penetration
Guy A: Hey man, Alexandra wants to save herself for marriage.. now we can't be fuck buddies.
Guy B: Well dude, you can still have fun and save her virginity too: just become Beat Buddies
Guy C: That's right, if you play it out right, you could become all-tim 'Bate Dates
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When a girl's face is extremely ugly. Think "Mask" meets Boris Karloff's Frankenstein.
"Man, that bitch had a beat face."
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Whatever the hell the speaker wishes. This is a term used for every and any occasion. It means nothing and everything in the form of two simple words.
As a general rule, the speaker must state a disclaimer before using this phrase that they do not know what the phrase means so they apologize for any offense taken.
Person 1: Do you mind if I beat out for a minute?
Person 2: Yeah, that's fine, go ahead.
OR
Person 1: Dude, your girlfriend is a slut.
Person 2: Fuck you man. I'm outta here, BEAT OUT!
OR
Person 1: HA! I just p00ned you! BEAT OUT!!
Person 2: **cries**
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The "beat of the muff" is used when singing along to dance songs and replacing random words with "muff". Invented by Emma Parkinson, hot big breasted ginger chick, circa late 90s.
To the beat of the muff. Muff. To the beat of the muff. Muff muff.
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To relate to a sexual act;to want to perform(or have done) a sexual act with someone.
Matt:man I saw this girl walking down the streets and I wanted to beat guts.
Mike:Dude,that was your mom.
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when a girl puts a trashcan between her legs and rubs on it
She's beating off and laughing about it!!
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Whatever the fuck the speaker wishes. This is a term used for every and any occasion. It means nothing and everything in the form of two simple words.
As a general rule, the speaker must state a disclaimer before using this phrase that they do not know what the phrase means so they apologize for any offense taken.
Person 1: Do you mind if I beat out for a minute?
Person 2: Yeah, that's fine, go ahead.
OR
Person 1: Dude, your girlfriend is a slut.
Person 2: Fuck you man. I'm outta here, BEAT OUT!
OR
Person 1: HA! I just p00ned you! BEAT OUT!!
Person 2: **cries**
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