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The sudden rush of memories pertaining to ones original thought that was previously lost which brings joy and euphoria
Colton: oh man what were talking about, I'm slow and can't remember
G: not sure friend
Colton: Now I know! Memory Boner! It was my chickens and peacocks
A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis
I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey
The instance where a person gets an erection figuratively or literally over an unusual circumstance or over a fictional character
The other day when I watched Return of the Jedi, Slave Leia gave me a weird boner. -or- That prime rib I ate was so delicious, it gave me a weird boner.
When you have a boner for so long that it becomes so hard that it could crack the pavement on the sidewalk if you fell down
Hold on man, let this cement boner die down, then I'll play ball
A level of excitement, surpassing the level of stoked, verging towards near sexual arousal. Often associated with surfing, and other boardsports.
"It's 6 foot and glassy offshore at the cove today you coming for a rip?"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."
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"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"
The state of easily and unwittingly spilling your compassionate energy into a less constructive cause.
She had a compassion boner and gave her last 5 dollars to that stereo thief.
Intense excitement over a mediocre daily gain in the stock market.
"Pritchard had a huge stock boner when his pharm company gained .02% last Friday."