Bum Gobbie

A) The action of inserting the penis inside the anal cavity through the sphincter - where the anus acts as mouth and pulsates for a pleasurable outcome.

B) When individual A positions themselves directly behind individual B at waist height, seperates the butt cheeks and proceeds to give felacio to said individuals anus - inserting their tounge in and out (in a circular motion) for a pleasurable outcome.

"I'm so parched I'd do anything for a glass of water, I'd even give a bum gobbie to wet my lips"

bum webbing

The cross-hatched webbing pattern that forms from dry dirty anal hair, so that faecal matter has to rip through like a child on a trampoline tower

He was going to fuck my ass last night but in stead dumped me because I hadn’t waxed my bum webbing

Bum sweats

A bum sweat is someone who is sad and has no life. They do something every day and have nothing better too do with their life. They should jump off a bridge

What a fucking bum sweat
They’re fucking bum sweats

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oki bum

The type of person in Okinawa japan (usually a doddea military kid) who bums around on the island and doesn’t seem to really be going anywhere

Damn I saw Matt and Alex at the sea wall drinking their life away. What a couple of oki bums

bum gunner

Bum gunner. When you are in a rush to get out of traffic so you clench your buttcheeks and floor it. Bum gunniner.

"I was in a rush- so I had go bum gun it."
"I had to pull a bum gunner"

pudding bum

spoopy.

"you're a pudding bum"
"I don't know how to respond to that"

bum buggy

The shopping cart that a bum stole to put their stuff in.

There is a bum buggy so there must be a homeless guy around.