whose line is it anyway?

The funniest, and best show ever made.
Random and high quality (well the amercia version is) improv comedy.

Watch it !

"If only we had an electric beaver"

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Mason-Dixon Line

Doing a line of cocaine in the area between a girls Asshole and her vagina. The line represents the seperation of the pussys of the North and the Assholes of the South during the Civil war.

Ex. "Dude last night you totally did a Mason-Dixon Line of that hooker!"

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mississippi trout line

When you take a dump in someone's purse and then you beat them with it. You can work with a friend to double the load.

I pulled a Mississippi trout line with her Michael Kors

green line test

green line test determines whos the bottom in a relationship
draw a dotted green line, angled parallel to the angle of their torso. repeat for every person in the photo.
the one standing proud/straight up is the top and the one thats angled into the other is a bottom bitch

see how that dudes leaning into his girl like that? he does not pass the green line test

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The Bulgarian Lunch Line

When two male students from Bulgaria cut to the front of the lunch line and challenge each other to a sword fight (with their penises) right there right now whoever comes out on top at the end of the fight gets to be served lunch first this is very common practice in Bulgaria but it is slightly more shocking to see in other places.

The German Lunch Lady complained that Chadwick and brady where performing the Bulgarian lunch line and put a stop to it pretty quick

Converse Cool Line

The faded white line that appears in the middle of the words "All Star" on the heel of old converse . The width of this line is directly proportional to your cool factor, as everyone knows cool people never have new shoes.

Guy no. 1: Hey bro, we should beat up that nerd over there.

Guy no. 2: Nah dude, have you seen his converse cool line? Its like... its so wide it completely encompasses the universe, implodes upon itself and then is reincarnated again on the heel of his shoes.

Guy no. 1: Oh yeah dude, that guy's totally cool.

your next line is

A phrase said by Joseph Joestar in Jojos bizarre adventure used to predict the enemy’s next line

Joseph: your next line is “I'm gay”

Every hot character in Jojos: I’m gay