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Someone who will go out of their ways to back up their pleutonic girl friends even when they know that she has sleep with everyone within a 25 mile radius. A captain save-a-ho's objective is to is to eventually be the next person to sleep with the ho, but usually ends up failing miserably because they tend to be socially awkward. And a captain save-a-ho usually ends up getting played by spending ridiculous amounts of money on their meals while not only not being able to get any, but by also allowing the ho to sleep with one's own best friend.
Man what are you? A captain save-a-ho? Wake up idiot! She just banged both of our best friends back to back and there are talks that she like bukkake shots along with trains.
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One who, whilst playing Mario Kart Double Dash as a team!, will shoot you with a blue tracking shell right before you complete the longest cup in the game thereby making you come in second place and lose by one point.
AKA: Your little brother
Shootee: "Yes we're gonna win!"
Shooter: "Can I throw this blue shell?"
Shootee: "No!"
Shooter: "Okay." *throws the shell*
Shootee: "Omg! You just made us lose! That was a long cup!"
Shooter: "Sorry"
Shootee: "Good going Captain Pants!"
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When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.
"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"
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When your inner compass points you towards booty, the thing you most desire.
Nick: Damn, what was up with Rob last night? Never seen him hunt a girl so hard.
Mike: Ah dude, she is the hottest girl in school! That booty gave him Captain Jack Syndrome.
A very rare award that will only be given out once in human history, to a single person, and never again. This person will permanently hold the title for all of eternity, and be remembered as a hero to mankind.
This great honor shall be bestowed upon the very first human being to have sex with a sentient alien life form.
Convincing another human to fuck you is hard enough, but to be able to overcome a cultural and language barrier of an entirely different species and STILL convince one of them to fuck you is the pinnacle of finesse and game.
(Captain Kirk is the protagonist of the famed Star Trek series, and is known for gallivanting across the galaxy and gettin' the honeys.)
In the year 2199, Commander Larry Shepard of the United Earth Space Navy made first contact with the first known sentient species of extraterrestrials in the galaxy: the Shag-Shag.
This feat pales in comparison to Shepard's next accomplishment: earning the Captain Kirk Award by seducing the royal princess, thus becoming the first human being to have sex with an alien.
The war that followed was brutal, and brought our two races to the brink of extinction. It turns out that in Shag-Shag culture, a girl's parents must be present during intercourse. Not doing so is a major taboo in their culture. However, despite this chaos, you cannot deny that Commander Shepard has some fuckin' game.
Slang for the clitoris.
Ooh, captain caveman's nose has just smelt something