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Chilly-cheeks Syndrome

What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.

I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018


Carnivorous Cheeks

When a female's pants wedgie in between her gluteal muscles.

"Did you see how Sadie's ass ate up her leggings? That is one pair of carnivorous cheeks."

by TesticuloTheSexGod April 3, 2023


Clapping Cheeks

When a married man, who isn't getting laid, plays video games and does well. It's sad, we all know. But you still smile and nod to him, like a 'good job buddy.'

Sloan was clapping cheeks against a bunch of dudes in Call of Duty last night! Good job Buddy!

by Misterknowitall March 30, 2024


clapping cheeks

i took yo bitch n now i’m clapping her shit

bro bren is clapping cheeks form janya

by girlbye May 10, 2020


My booty cheeks

The most voluptuous, juiciest, chunkiest, most fruity cake in the lord's name.

John: my booty cheeks are getting slapped tonight
Marcus: What the fuck jhon

by GaySatan69 June 25, 2023


single cheek it

a more civil synonym for half assing something

student A: man i can't believe we have to write an entire essay on osmosis through the epidermis by tommorow.

student B: just single cheek it.

by the-P.I.C November 10, 2010


cheeks pong

Cheeks Pong: when a group of guys plays a game of ping pong to three. the loser pulls his cheeks out and gets zinged on the bum until the winner misses

My ass hurts so bad, the guys drilled me in a game of cheeks pong last night.

by brucepeen January 20, 2020