What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.
I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!
When a female's pants wedgie in between her gluteal muscles.
"Did you see how Sadie's ass ate up her leggings? That is one pair of carnivorous cheeks."
When a married man, who isn't getting laid, plays video games and does well. It's sad, we all know. But you still smile and nod to him, like a 'good job buddy.'
Sloan was clapping cheeks against a bunch of dudes in Call of Duty last night! Good job Buddy!
i took yo bitch n now i’m clapping her shit
bro bren is clapping cheeks form janya
The most voluptuous, juiciest, chunkiest, most fruity cake in the lord's name.
John: my booty cheeks are getting slapped tonight
Marcus: What the fuck jhon
a more civil synonym for half assing something
student A: man i can't believe we have to write an entire essay on osmosis through the epidermis by tommorow.
student B: just single cheek it.
Cheeks Pong: when a group of guys plays a game of ping pong to three. the loser pulls his cheeks out and gets zinged on the bum until the winner misses
My ass hurts so bad, the guys drilled me in a game of cheeks pong last night.