When you take shit, and whipe it across another person's face in between the brow on each side. Creating a unibrow of shit, aka Chocolate Unibrow.
One evening when Josiah was sleeping I gave him a "chocolate unibrow."
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An asian girl with bad teeth that persues men of african heritage.
first person "Hey let's go to Rapungi!"
second person "Naw all the girls out there are chocolate sharks."
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During the act of anal sex (or buttsex) the male grabs the base of his penis and moves it in a counterclockwise circular motion around the penetrated anus (or bunghole).
*clockwise is NOT recommended for obvious reasons.
Sometimes in the morning when my wife bends over and those panties are creeping up her crack, I just gotta grab her and stir the chocolate.
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When you take a dump that wraps around the toilet bowl.
I had to call the plumber for the third this week to discard one of Nat's chocolate snakes.
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The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body.
You can take this job and shove it right up your filthy, rotton, chocolate whizway!
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Anus and intestines thereafter, because shit looks like chocolate to the people who make this sort of stuff up, and its the canal that the shit goes down to come out of you.
"So, I heard you like having it up the chocolate canal"
"Look, I'm not gay, I don't like you, so just piss off."
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Chocolate Bar is slang for a mans Wing Dang Doodle, the type of chocolate bar indicates race or qualities of the individual. For further refrence, search 'Wing Dang Doodle'.
"Damn Leilani, you almost broke Adam's Hershey's Cookies โnโ Creme Chocolate Bar last night."
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