don't have a cow

See have a cow. "Don't have a cow" is a trademark expression for the TV series' favorite son, Bart Simpson. Bart is the typical problem child who is always testing the authority figures in his life. In contrast is the good child, Lisa Simpson, who is never a challenge to her elders -- and often fades into the woodwork because of it.

Lisa started to freak out when Bart took the bottle of rum from the cabinet, poured one cup out, then filled the bottle back up with water. Bart socked Lisa in the arm and said, "Don't have a cow!"

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Reverse Cow Girl

Sex position in which the guy lays on his back while the chick faces away from him as she sits on his dick and rides him like a stallion Cow Girl Dyslexic Cow Girl

MOCO loves the Reverse Cow Girl!

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hooking up with a cow

hooking up with someone really ugly, regardless if the not-ugly person is under the influence of alcohol or not.

Matt hooked up with Matilda, which is basically like hooking up with a cow

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Cow Pie Surprise

A cow pie surprise is when you go to a farm and walk out into the field and find a crusty cow pie. You must do this in the daylight so you can find a good ripe pie, but if you must do it at night just remember. . . .BOOTS. Anywho, after finding the right one, you sneak into a friends room while he or she is sleeping. Climb up on a chair or nightstand, anything with some height. Once stable yell "FIRE, FIRE, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" the victim will awake wondering what's going on. Once you can see the whites of their eyes, let the pie fly and gravity will do its thing smacking the person in the face.

NOTE: Have a camera ready for the "shitty" look that you will reiceve.

NOTE: Gloves may be needed. The cow pie may have a gooey middle, also known as a SLOPPY COW PIE SURPRISE.

Person 1: Man, Did you see that shitty look Turza had after his cow pie surprise.

Person 2: No but he did smell like shit all day.

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Cow Rape Juice

Milk. Because, You know, They touch the cow to get it?

"Oh wow, This cow rape juice is fresh today!" =D

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mad cow disease

A polite word for P.M.S

Yo Mama got mad cow disease

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The horse cow game

a game played while driving that sets the driver and passenger sides of the car against each other. Tallying points for wildlife on each side of the road. Cows=1pt each Horses, Deer=5pts each. Lambs,pigs,turkeys, sheep=10pts each. Mini horses, llamas, buffalo, donkeys and anything else strange= 20 pts each. If a player passes a graveyard on their side the points go back to zero. Game is played till and of the roadtrip

I played the horse cow game against my girlfriend from Madison to Chicago.

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