When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”
The act of farting on someone while they are locked in a dog crate.
Ry locked himself in the dog crate, so I gave him a crab boil.
Restaurant slang for when someone spits in their food.
Hey Jenny. Someone just cussed me out for telling them we didn’t have any specials. I’m giving her crab cakes.
When a man goes down and eats her girl out despite having a bad, smelly, and fungally yeast infection.
My friend: How did you and Abby celebrate her birthday?
Me: Me and Abby got a hotel room and she let me eat her Crab Cake!
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Wow look at the crab cakes on her ... she must do squats
When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.
I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.