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Where one heads off to university away from home but returns before staying any longer then week.
Man 1: "Hey man. You're a massive bender for doing a Till."
Man 2: "Yeah, my course had too much theory for my liking so I gave up and came home."
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The bruising of the bell end during sex. Hitting the spot hard between the two tunnels.
"I've got my nob in bandages at the moment. I was giving the wife one and did do a Diana. Her Carse is a tad sore too.
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Having sex with a person named Alan
1: I did Alan yesterday
2: So did I
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Keichu do is a style of martial arts that primarily combines Karate, Judo, Jujutsu, and "street fighting" techniques. It was first thought to women in Lousiana until Karl "Sokke" Marx organized the style and got it accredited. It is now one of the most effective martial arts around because of it effectiveness in a street fight. If you are looking for fighting as a sport like MMA in the UFC dont go to a keichu do dojo. Keichu do doesnt train students to fight in contact SPORTS, where there are rules, only to fight out in the street where everything goes. However Keichu Do students do participate in light contact point sparring where control and technique is key. Keichu do students also compete in kata.
Future martial arts student: "Hey do you know where I can find a martial arts studio that is well rounded in all kinds of fighting techniques"
Experienced Martial Artist: "Well, Keichu-Do is a style that combines clinch, grappling and striking techniques for self defence"
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Can answer to absolutely anything.
If something good happens to you it's fair do's, if something bad happens to you it's fair do's
or if you havent listened to the question you were just asked, or the answer you just recieved, fair do's will make everything ok, enjoy XD
1st person: Hey dude i got an A in my business exam
2nd person: Wow how did you do that?
1st person: I revised, bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda blaaa
2nd person: ohhhhhh fair do's
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A famale that is not Sexy, but just barely cute enough to bang.
I dunno if I'd date her, But she's do able...
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A talented J-Pop/J-Rock duets band. Consist of a beautiful singer and a cool composer that actually plays an instrument and compose songs for other artist besides themself.
Some of their best songs are : Fukai Mori, Enrai, Tsubasa No Keikaku and much more!
Do As Infinity will last for infinity!
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