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One who goes around the world raining douchisms on everybody he/she meets.
Man that guy Alex has become a real Douche Cloud.
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You know you're a douche bag when you want to fight an old guy like Al Roker for dissing your slut of a wife.
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a person who's addicted to being a douche.
It would behoove you to seek help for being a chronic douche-aholic.
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A person who pisses someone else off to the fullest extreme.
What a fucking douche fucker. I hate him.
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A name/title usually reserved for one whose behavior is riddled with utter douchebaggery.
1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.
2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche Baggins.
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The equivalent of a backseat driver, for any other scenario.
Guy 1: yo you should move the camera over there instead for the next shot.
Guy 2: stop being such a backseat Douche.
Friend: not to be a backseat Douche, but that detergent is better
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1.) A douche bag that shoots fire instead of water or liquid medication into a vagina.
2.) A person who so exceeds the standard amount of douche baggery that their mere presence is as enjoyable as using an afore-mentioned fire shooting douche bag.
Justin was a super douche after the petty way he handled his girlfriend dumping him when he tried to blame it on her best friend because he cannot handle his own problems.
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