aj east

Part time black santa 🎅🏿,part time stoner one hell of a guy

AJ East is my black Jesus

east coast gang

A say used by people who live on the East coast of America to express superiority over people from elsewhere in terms to time zones differences, cultural differences, weather differences, etc. This is because the East coast and EST timezone are the chads of geography and time.

Brit: " We'll begin a noon."

East coast guy 1: "*7am"

East coast guy 2: "East coast gang"

East coast guy 1: "East coast gang"

east-northwest by south

Good luck trying to follow THAT heading.

I had a hard time navigating by my boat's binnacle --- its needle-card just kept spinning around in circles, and thus showing all kinds of random "east-northwest by south" readings --- till I realized it was being affected by the magnetized eyelets in the cloth cap I was wearing! Duhhhhh..... :P

East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

East Lordship Slums

Also referred to as “The Slums of East Lordship.” This phrase refers to a geographic area of the greater Stratford Township known as Lordship. The fools who live here work to to destroy Lordship by supporting horrible ideas, such as food trucks and drunken, obnoxious behavior from Little Pub in the name of a good time. They do not care the destruction and desecration of others’ property, because they themselves live like pigs, in the SLUMS of EAST LORDSHIP. The region is located East of Stratford Road while traveling Southbound. According to locals, the telephone pole on the corners of Stratford Rd. and Ivy Street serves as the marker. Some individuals on Ivy Street and other adjacent streets have not lost their minds and tend to identify with West “Lordshipians.”

Those people who wanted these food trucks don’t even live here; they are from the East Lordship Slums.

East Tennessee mating call

When a man makes a rattling noise by shaking a pill bottle to get the attention of drug addicted women

The fastest way to get laid in a trailer park is give off an East Tennessee mating call and before you know it there’ll be a single file line of chicks outside your double wide.

out east

How rich people call "The Hamptons" to sound understated

Gwyneth Paltrow and Jerry Seinfeld go out east for the summer