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completely nonfunctional due to overconsumption of alcohol or drug abuse.
when you had to much to drink or smoke.
He had a fifth of titos last night he's gonna be x(ed)-out after having drinking that.
When a heterosexual male suddenly becomes infatuated with another male. The heterosexual male had been shot with cupids arrow. The "heterosexual" male, flabbergasted with these emotions, now lives in a state of confusion and questions his sexuality.
Bro 1: Hey Bro2 have you met Charlie?
Bro 2: *Stares in silence*
Bro 1: Bro2 you good?
Bro 2: oh? *cough* hEEEey... Uhm. Hi. I'm Bro2
>Later that evening
Bro 1 to Bro 2: Did you get crossbrow-ed meeting charlie?... You did! You totally got crossbrow-ed!
When you forget something that someone already told you or you didn’t listen and ask them about the topic they were previously talking about. Happens most when intoxicated.
John: hey, Al did you know Liv had sex with me last night.
Al: no, how was it
John: It was pretty good had her squirting all over the place. Good times.
Al: So how was the sex man.
John: I just fucking told you
Al: oh my bad, I had an Ed moment.
An event where someone posts your informations on /soc/ in the anonymous website 4chan, generally with wrong information such as sexuality or gender.
I this I just got /soc/ed, some fat guy is sending me dick pics
Did anyone here make a thread with my tag on /soc/? I'm getting weird friend requests
when someone is acting retarded when its so simple
"Click the login button"
"Where?"
"U fucking ed ball"