big face

large demonations of bills with the new style bigger pictures of the presidents on them

I got a pocket fulla big faces on me.

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bear face

adverb - to rob, kill, or attack someone without a mask bare faced.

Ya Boy "damn, blood, went over there snatched his loot bear face?"

Big D "yea, he ran up in there wit no mask and took his shit"

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face-book

A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.

"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"

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FACE CRUSHER

When you walk into a bathroom and someone has dropped the king dump and the smell forces you to make a face to display your displeasure. Can also just be an overpowering fart smell.

Stay clear of the bathroom, bro. Someone got very serious and dropped a face crusher.

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two-faced

bitches that pretend to be friends with you and then talk shit about you.

1.linda
pacino
2.natalie
norris
yea basically them :

that two-faced bitch just talkd shit about me after she was all nice to me.

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north face

1. outdoors company which sells apparel, shoes, and equipment
2. product lately worn by teens and young adults as a status symbol alongside ugg boots and skinny jeans

Hiker: We have the same North Face fleece! So I take it you like hiking as well?

Teenager: Um, no, wait hold on someone is calling me on my BlackBerry.

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two-faced

a friend who's the sweetest person when alone with you but a bitch who doesn't acknowledge you when with other friends. she makes you indirectly look bad so she can seem better. a hypocrite, a backstabber, a fake.
she is possessive of her own friends (even the ones that YOURE friends with too!) and makes herself seem like the victim when it's really you. (WTF?!)
SHE MAKES YOU LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS

roommate1/fake friend: bye guys! see you later! *hurries out*
me: where is she going?
roommate2/real friend: to go hang out with some of our other friends
me: ....i didn't know about hanging out today
roomie2/real friend: that's cause she didn't want us to go too
me: two-faced..

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