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Its your family members that have past that are looking down on you and watching after you.
I HAVE ASKED MY DFC(dead family clan) TO WATCH OVER MY SON WHEN I AM NOT AROUND HIM.
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The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.
You: Ur family tree lgbt
Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence
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The imortal brethren of the “ur...” jokes DO NOT USE LIGHTLY YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE SEVERE PTSD THEY CAN DIE IN STANTLY IF THEY ARE A NORMIE
Joe: u smell like ass
Jim: ur mom gay
Joe: ur dad lesbian
Jim: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
*joe dies of herpes and other stds, legs explode, then face implodes then the rest of his body!!!! Fucking dies!!!!
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One of the worst, most downright, twisted comebacks known to human kind. can only be countered by "No U" and "Ur nazi buzzy".
Josh: Ur mom gae
Daniel: Ur dad lesbian
Josh: Ur Granny Tranny
Daniel: Ur uncky Funky
Josh: Ur Sister a mister
Daniel: * Falls to his knees* I am sorry...... UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!!!
Josh: Ur- NANI?! *Banish to th Realm of Darkness*
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The worst “ur” comeback posable, only to be used in life and death situations.
Bobby: hey billy
Billy: what?
Bobby: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
*The ground rumbles.
* all the animals of the world crie out in pain.
*Billy falls to his knees facing the sky.
*Billy’s mouth opens creating a exit for the billions of tourtered souls of hell.
*Billy falls to the ground and the demons swarm to Bobby, crowning him forever king, For they know, to make Bobby angery, it to die.
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The absolute worst insult you can ever use. Everything that has ever existed will be instantly obliterated if these foul words are ever used. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your daddy lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, “Your grandpap a trap”, “Your brother a mother”, “Your sister a mister”, “Your family tree LGBT”, and even “Your niece obese”.
Carl: Your mom gay lol
Jeff: Your daddy lesbian
Carl: Your granny a tranny
Jeff: *Gasp* Your grandpap a trap
Carl, now wounded: Your brother a mother
Jeff: Your family tree LGBT
Carl: Your niece obese
Jeff: Your family reunion a homosexual communion
Carl: Is instantly obliterated as his spiritual form goes straight down to the seventh circle of hell. As satan and god alike get down on their knees and weep as everything around them is shattered from existence. Everything is now gone. The universe is empty.
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Those stupid fake ads that "promise" you a ultra HD incest porn game but really just steal your bank information.
"Bro I just went on rule34.com and saw this ad that says don't cum inside, we are family. So I clicked it and now my bank account is dry and I'm owned by the Chinese government.
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