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a very bad song made in 2021. Do not listen to it or you will very likely die. Please jump of a bridge if you enjoy this song.
Your mom: howdy, have you heard the new song I feel like Naruto, I feel like hey ?
My mom: YES LMAO it's so bad. I f*cked your dad right after hearing that shit
Uh-oh, I feel a bubble coming on....FART! Excuse me!
The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.
I did a feel test on the new dude I’m talking to the and he’s got enough dick for me to fuck him.
A subtle, ever-present emotion that lingers in the background of life. It is neither sadness nor depression but a gentle tug on the soul, a slight ache that remains constant, like a quiet hum you grow accustomed to. While it does not dominate your emotional state, it occasionally becomes more pronounced, like a whisper in your ear you cannot ignore. This feeling is ever-present, sometimes barely noticeable, but always there—an underlying, eternal sensation of something being "off" or incomplete. It is not something to overcome, but something to learn to live alongside, a companion to the more fleeting emotions of life.
Person 1: "I don't know, it's like everything’s fine, but there’s this sense that something's missing. I’m happy, but I can’t shake this feeling."
Person 2: "Yeah, I get that. It’s like that 'The Forever Feeling'—it’s always there, even on the good days. Just a quiet tug, you know?"
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A hot woman want you to feel her parts, while she said “Huh! Feel It!” during sex.
Hot woman: uh uh uh
Hot woman: Huh! Feel It!
To wake up with a hard on.
I woke up feeling like a porn star dick so hard looking larger than normal
sock feels is that time where you get your socks wet. it’s always between 12-3pm when this happens. let’s not lie, when you get your socks wet, you just wanna die. that’s why now it will become a thing!
Me: “*falls in water with socks on at 3pm*”
My friend: “you know what time it is.”
Me: “im in my sock feels😭💔”