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Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.
Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”
A homosexual who loves to chug the dick. Day to night gobbling cock down. A Cock Goblin.
A heard that guy is a serious Cock Goblin.
(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.
Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.
A girl with acne and considerable cleavage, that is somewhat exposed and jiggling about
Goodness me friend, did you happen to catch a gaze of that titty wobbling zitty goblin? I believe that look is trending
When you cash out at a casino, often times the machines will not give change and instead print out a voucher for the change. Most people just grab their cash and walk away. Voucher goblins hope for this, and hover by the cash out machines at casinos hoping to collect these abandoned vouchers and scrounge up enough to finally make a bet of their own.
You can tell the economy is in shambles when there's more than one voucher goblin camping out by the cash out machines.
When someone is so ugly they look like a fantasy creature out of this world
Person 1: Hey, goblin face!
Person 2: Don't call me that, Im not that ugly.
Person 1: yeah right! Only a goblin mother could love that face.