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She has been fucked so much it looks like she had open heart sergery.
She's so loose, she must have had open heart sergery, gross.
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A non-committable way to say I love you. Usually used by cool people.
Eye Heart You Elise and Emery. I'm glad you guys are MY friends. :
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This is like the Gonzo and Fruitbowl
Step1) grab your scrotum,but be careful to allow your testicles to still hang freely to the ground.
Step2) ask someone if they want to see a beating chicken heart
Step3) when you have a victim willing to see, show him your sack while squeezing your scrotum in a pulsating rhythm to make it appear to be beating
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A person whose political view lies generally along the lines of the founding fathers, in that they believe that what unites Americans is a love of freedom, and they tend to vote that way. They prefer to allow others to believe as they like, since this is what the country is founded on, and generally resist any effort to remove rights simply because of who someone is, such as gay, or black, or poor. They believe in the ideal of ‘treating your neighbor as you would like to be treated’, believe that we all have a certain responsibility to support each other, rather than corporations, and believe that the safety and dreams of people come before the earnings of CEO’s. They believe that everyone’s point of view has something to contribute to our political discourse.
Who does that person think they are, supporting gay marriage? Do they think that people actually have rights? They must be a Bleeding Heart Liberal.
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A phrase to describe a person who is not physically overweight/obese who enjoys two or more of the following: *Loves to eat (especially in excess)
*Loves food
*Tasting and trying new food
*Loves to cook and bake
*LOVES BACON
⚠NOT to be confused with a foodie or a chowhound, fat kids at heart are far from snobbish and much too lazy to strategize meticulously for each meal, instead there much more down to earth and not above eating cheap off brand food.
Friend: Why does your skinny ass eat like a pig?
Me: Cause I'm a fat kid at heart now shut up and eat your cupcake!
🔹Layman's terms: a skinny person with food junkie fat kid habits and tendencies.
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a post on a blog, a tweet on Twitter, or an activity on Facebook to let friends know you are alive and well, or alive and troubled.
Hamlet - "I haven't seen a "heart-beat post" from Ophelia in a few days, I hope she's okay. I can't call her to find out, because, you know, it's complicated, but those heart-beat posts let me know she's thinking of me."
Horatio - "Yes, she's fine. I saw a 'heart-beat post' on her blog, the first one she's done in three days, about going to the river"
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People used to believe warts could be cured by rubbing a potato on them and then burying the potato. They believed that as the potato rot, the wart disappeared too.
A THEORETICAL HEART WART refers to a person who induces great heart ache; the only cure for this suffering is to take your association with them and bury it.
-I put everything that reminded me of him in a box and put it out of sight because it's the only way to get over my theoretical heart wart.
-Paddy is such theoretical heart wart, he's like a leech
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