Hit and Run

When you wait until a girl is watching TV, start jacking off in the bathroom and just before climax run up to her and bust in her face, the run away. Usually the man yells "BAM!" as the act is committed.

I def pulled a hit and run on Sam's sister yesterday. I got it in her hair.

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hit or miss

Robot Chicken

That show is so hit or miss with the comedy.

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2 hit

me hittin' you

you hittin" the floor

"Im about to whoop that fuck stick"

"I hope you aren't talking about 2 hit"

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hit for the cycle

1. The process of completing four separate bowel movements in one awake cycle; between the time of waking and the time of falling asleep
2. Taking 4 shits in one day

Guy 1: Did you just go to the bathroom again?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just hit for the cycle today.
Guy 1: What the hell is wrong with your ass?

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hit the ball

to use something such as a bat to make a ball move

He hit the ball over the net.

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hit green

To partake in the act of smoking MArijuana. To smoke weed.

Wanna hit green? said Billy to his pal Phil as he pulled out a mary jane cigarette.

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hit and hope

having sex WITHOUT contraception but WITH the hope that the miracal of life is not initiated.

"I didn't have any rubbers but we were drunk as fuck, just had to hit and hope"

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