how do you do homework

why are u searching this on here and not google?

person 1: how do you do homework?
person 2: pay attention in class homie

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how do i shot web?

1. What spiderman says when his webs dont shoot out anymore.

2. What somebody says when they are falling off a cliff or high building and have nothing to hold on to.

3. What a n00b says when he fails at using the internet.

n00b: How come you know so much 1337 stuff?
hax0r: I just look on the web.
n00b: how do i shot web?

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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comes from Watermelon Sugar

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

Man speaking straight facts.

g'day g'day and how are ya t'day

a saying used to greet friends, usually when drunk

Tom: "g'day g'day and how are ya t'day?"

Bill: "good, and yerself?"

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Woah...That's How You Make a Shoe

Used when someone is really fuckin' amazing at something.

JD: "I got a 100 on my pre-calc test!"
Me: "Woah...that's how you make a shoe."

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Vy (idk how to spell the rest)

Vy (idk how to spell the rest)

(is a jaja)

Vy (idk how to spell the rest)

(is big jaja)

(kash is jaja)

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Untitled (how could this happen to me)

Untitled (how could this happen to me) is Simple Plans latest single. Possibly the worst attempt at a song EVER. A shitty ballad with terrible vocals & a poor attempt at a guitar solo.
Also, whats with the 'How could this to me' title? The songs meant to be untitled!

How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
Got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
*random people rip ears out to escape the song*
*teenies start dancing*
*a mule kicks a random person in the groin*

Untitled (how could this happen to me) is a real shit song.

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