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a month where you dont hug furries, but you hug them with your remington shotgun
furry: heyyy, its national hug a furry month :3333
chad: *pulls out remington*
furry: WHAT THE FU--
chad: *epically shoots furry, troll face ensues*
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to firmly hug someone and hold them with one arm close and tight, preferably with your dominate arm for strength purposes, then slowly slide your free hand down that person's back, spreading their meat-cheeks with your hands and penetrating their chocolate starfish with your fingers, thus a forced reach-around.
My girl friend broke up with me so I asked for one last hug goodbye, needless to say it was a "left handed hug".
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A sexual tactic used to cream fill a sexual partner. By wrapping one's arms around another person and applying a powerful pressure during intercourse, the victim is locked down and powerless to deny the full ejaculatory load. Used to quell skiddish co-pilots and mentally confound anti-birth control sluts.
Commonly used in midwestern hate sex and sexual roulette.
"Did you use a condom with that bartender last night?"
"NO! She asked me to pull out but I Bear-hug Blasted her instead."
"You can't use a condom. It's against my religion."
"Bitch, let me put it in your ass or I'll just Bear-hug Blast you."
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It's basically another name for suicide. All jokes aside though, it's just like a bear hug, except that person sort of jumps on you and squeezes you really hard.
Person One: That hug was really tight, I think I could have died.
Person Two: It was obviously a Russian Hug.
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A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
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Typical white boy who is really desperate for that clapped thot. Commonly known as James, John, Jai or anything J.
Where’s my hug at?
Stfu white boy
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When you're having sex and the top cums and lays on top of you with their dick still inside.
Whenever me and John have sex it always ends in a tight hug.
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