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To have sexual intercourse with a woman.
Chad, Kevin, and DJ went to beat cakes on the streets of seattle the previous weekend.
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Wedding Cake is the term used to describe the exact point at which a man can expect to losing the following:
1. Freedom
2. Sex
3. Friends
4. Manhood
At this exact point also, he will gain the following:
1. Chores
2. Celibacy
3. PMS
4. And a minivan
Dustin: "Jon I hope you know what you are getting yourself into!"
Jon: "Yeah man, everything is great."
Dustin: "I don't think you know what is in that Wedding Cake!"
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The act of an unmarried man playing house with a female.
I heard Garys datin chickenhead Lawanda.
Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch
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A white, or caucasian girl's pussy.
Anyone think there's too much vanilla cake at this party?
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1. A kind of soft moist cake
2. Bart Simpson's new nickname in the episode where he has tea with his mom
3. A nickname for anyone who seems like a fag
1. That princess cake was delicious
2. Hey princess cake, do you want some princess cake?
3. That guy is total princess cake
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Splash Cakes are when a girl wakes up at your house and says she wants you to take her out to breakfast or make her pancakes. When this happens you are suposed to wait for her to fall back asleep a little and then masturbate above her face . Right before you cum you are suposed to wake her up and tell her breakfast is ready and then cum all over her face. Some girls will get mad but for lots of girls Splash Cakes are their favorite food and they will be glad to learn they are higher in protein content than most pancakes. Splash cakes can be made on a girls stomach as well and they can also be served to a hungry bitch for lunch or dinner.
Girl, you wont believe it - he didnt even take me out for my birthday. All his lazy ass did was whip up a few of them splash cakes he loves to make.
when a girl has everything going for her except her ability to bake a cake
bro 1: I met a chick last night, great body, cute face, awesome personality. but when we went back to her house her cake game was poor as hell.
bro 2: no point in calling a butter cake back