rent a car

Going parking and/or having a rocking time with a person you are in a meaningful relationship with...

Yo, boo, Do you want to 'rent a car' tonight?

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Car Wars

Car Wars (2008), an amateur film written and shot in Oceanside, NY. The cast and crew have historically been referred to as "Team Oceanside," or, "Oceanside's Eleven." Originally meant to be a parody of Star Wars, the film evolved over five years of rewriting and editing to become a comedy of epic proportions. Some of the earliest scenes in Car Wars have been re-edited and now serve as flashbacks throughout the course of the movie.

Car Wars has been heavily criticized for mediocre acting, lack of character differentiation, and for bearing abslolutely no relationship to cars. Also, in one scene, you can clearly see Natan sleeping on a couch in the background. Car Wars also contains several hidden references to jokes and events that only its director would appreciate.

Despite the film's many flaws, the public widely regards Car Wars as a masterpiece worthy of at least one viewing. I'm watching it right now and laughing my ass off.

The Emperor: "Quiet! I sense something coming in the air."

Barry Knockwurst: "Oh, sorry. I had chinese for lunch."

-Car Wars

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car bastard

1.)You are given this title once you have somewhat mastered the art of car bastarding

2.) A noun referring to a great phrase thrown at someone walking down a street

You have become a great car bastard.

Niice, that was a bombshizdiggity car bastard.

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Car Salesmen

A slang term used to refer to liberals or democrats.

Look at all these car salesmen getting ready for Shillary to cuck their country away.

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Car dog

A shiesty person who has been in the car business for too long.

Don't listen to him he's just a shiesty old car dog.

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car creep

someone who makes car sounds when moving around instead of using words or saying nothing at all.

a guy approaches a wall of people. Instead of saying "excuse me." to get through he makes beeping car sounds."Beep Beep!!" someone in the crowd mutters "car creep."

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car limbo

Car limbo is when you're driving on the freeway or a large street and every car around you is driving the exact same slow speed, causing you to either be stuck or drastically changing your speed to get out. Can also be used to describe poor traffic or blocked streets/intersections

Sorry I'm late for the party, I missed the exit because I was in car limbo

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