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The man and or woman (this day in time) that is consumed by a female's abnormally large labia majora that has a pungent smell of wide mouth sea bass associated with it.
Dude that girl was smoking last night did you get some? Uh yeah but now I'm a floppy eared sailor.
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A womans reproductive organ in the form of a tasty snack.
Going down for an elephant ear sandwich.
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The sexual act of sticking your male genitals in your female or male partners stretched ear lobe if she or he has stretched it enough or would like to stretch it more.
friend 'is your girlfriends ears stretched?'
me 'yes why?'
friend 'ask her for a Korean ear-plug'
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A living bug that appears to be in the shape of an ear.
Someone better kill that EAR BUG!
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A Pro Wrestler who is the future of the WWE, Has rather nice looking ears that everyone looks forward to while watching RAW.
An example of Randy Orton's Ears go as follow.
Person #1: like zomgz did you see Randy Ortonz ears last night on RAW?
Person #2: Like ya man it was just so fucking awesome i was almost hard in my pants when i seen them!1111!!!1!ZOMGZROFLLMAO
Person #1: Ya ditto it was just like so fucking awzome!11111
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so basically it’s a earring that is made up of whale dick, and it’s pretty hot. it smells super good and all the guys will be coming for you. it is being sold now on whaledicksRus.com u can get killer whale, or even shark dick! buy now for the extremely low price of 1938.99! go to whaledicksRus.com
mark - hey i love your earrings what are they made of?
matt - WHALE DICK BITCHHHHH
mark - OMG THATS SO HOT KISS ME RIGHT NOW I LOVE WHALE DICK EARRINGS
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A former NHL hockey player, who made his living ripping tape to tape passes to Sidney Crosby. Member of the 1997 South Shore Kings. Known for his satellite dish ears.
“Make a putt, you big eared pussy!”
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