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Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack
Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.
Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.
When you get shagged by an itlaian
Holy shit, when i went to italy my mom got seriously italian boned
Roman meat helmet with penis into the mouth
She wanted a Roman meat helmet but I gave her an Italian snorkel
When you put some garlic butter in a 24k Gold plated ballcuzzi and let the family jewels soak
Tony showed me The Italian Jacuzzi and now my life has changed forever
A Quattro Formagi neopolitan pizza
Ordering at a neopolitan pizzeria, "I'll have the Italian quesadila".
Waiter "what?"
You, "what"
Italian Americans enjoy chewing gum, watching pigeons, and forfeiting their assets to the federal government after years of tax evasion.