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When someone grabs and chokes another person with two hands and then gently kisses their cheek.
You are so frustrating, I could just choke kiss you right now.
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When you shit and wipe so often it leads to a sore asshole, and eventually bleeds a little bit.
"After I ate two Chipotle burritos i got a Satans kiss on the tenth wipe."
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when you graze a curb with your car, usually done while trying to eek into a parallel parking spot
shit yeah i got it in that spot, but i kissed the curb doing it.
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an action when one licks another in a soft, soothing way at a rapid pace. Equivalent to a pomeranian licking you. Feels like velvet. Can turn into violent attacks out of nowhere, if careless. Can not spred STD's.
"Be careful, I will bambi kiss you."
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kissing another person's (or passionately kissing your woman's) hand.
When I was in Poland, a Polish gave my girl friend a Polish kiss.
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kissing your boy/girl friend for the first time
our first kiss sucked
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A person's first kiss. Ever. You could label your first kiss with your boyfriend or something like that, but if you're going to say "first kiss" alone like that, it implies your first kiss with anybody ever. And it doesn't mean a peck on the lips. that's first peck. First kiss implies making out.
Girlfriend: Where was your first kiss?
Boyfriend: In the boys bathroom at the school. You?
Girlfriend: uh...over there (runs, boy follows, they make out, thus her first ever kiss was "over there")
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