firing off some knuckle children

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.

Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

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Knock off a few knuckle soldiers

The act of engaging in male masturbation; specifically connoting a sense of launching troops into battle

Where in the bible does it say a man can't knock off a few knuckle soldiers in the privacy of his sitting room 'cos I don't have a DVD player? - Peter Griffin -

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five knuckle gusset shuffle

A phrase meaning to masturbate. Male masturbation.

The other night, I was alone, so i had to rely on the good old five knuckle gusset shuffle

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5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

..to masturbate.

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!

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five finger knuckle shuffle

a masturbation technigue used on females which requires you to insert all five fingers into the vagina.

I walked in on your mother last night preforming the five finger knuckle shuffle

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Triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper

A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.

Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.

Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.

knuckle shuffle his piss pump

A hand job

I like him so much o the point I want to knuckle shuffle his piss pump