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paying for friends; joining a fraternity or sorority; by joining greek life people will stereotype you correctly based on your letter and where you will have no individual identity
Greek life sucks, why should you pay for your friends when you can just pay for your alcohol and drink with your friends?
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Life isn't anything... But it is a dream.
Life is nothing but a dream.
Life is a dream.
row row row your boat
gently down the stream
merily merily merily merily
life is but a dream
(i have no idea what it means in that song)
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The meaning of life is infact 42.
You're probably wondering why the meaning of life is just a number.
I won't explain to you this, but i'll tell you one thing.
To understand the answer, you must first understand the question.
{"Cave man" lays out following sentence in Scrabble stones: "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?")
Arthur: Six by nine? Forty-two? You know, I've always felt that there was something fundamentally wrong with the Universe.
(Faint and distant voice:) Base thirteen!
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"Sex Life" is a term used to describe the occurances and nature of one's sexual practices. For example, if someone spends their weekends endulging in frenzies of sexual euphoria they have an 'active' sex life whereas someone who stays home doing puzzles with their grandma has a 'drab sack sex life'
Gabby: "I'm used to having a pretty active sex life"
Hank: "Me too. Let's get it on!"
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Like "salt life" but for promiscuity instead of ocean living.
Jenny has been out three times this week, living that slut-life.
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The Insurrectionist in Chief’s nickname for his previously deeply loyal ex-AG who has finally made a decision to split from 45’s cult of delusion.
Why of course he is Barred For Life, he won’t be at my side in the next glorious and more outwardly racist chapter since he can’t see that Donald Trump was the true winner of the 2020 election!
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