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The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required
Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam
When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth.
I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.
I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.
When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth like a beaver.
I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.
I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.
The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.
"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis
A significant other that has at one point humped a tree
Wanna be my log buddy?
I already am
The name of the shit you take after you just went demon mode on an entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. And it feels like Satan is holding a blowtorch to your asshole.
Bro, I shouldn’t have ate those Cheetos, I just dropped some Flamin’ Hot Logs.