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Dave Matthews is a painfully generic band usually found on the music interests section of Facebook.com.
Normal College Kid 1: Hey bro, what are you listening to?
Normal College Kid 2: Oh, just some Dave Matthews Band. I also like The Red Hot Chili Peppers, radiohead, John Mayer, and O.A.R.
Normal College Kid 1: Oh no way Bro, me too!
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Pudgy, often very short and tends to use a weird language. He loves to crawl and stab you with a fork. He has a strange addiction to friends and forts. His friends and everyone also thinks he is gay but won’t come out. Shugi needs to stop taking gay. Ex: My foot is going to go in your ass and come out your penis then I’m going to scratch the inside of your ball sack with my curly Guatemalan yellow toe nails shaped like a cats.
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1. An actor with OK looks, and a part in interstellar.
2. The guy that said: "Alright Alright Alright!"
1. "Matthew Mcconaughey sucked in interstellar, Man."
2. "Class, today we'll be learning about boring useless shit"
"Alright alright alright!"
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A truly talented band. People who are musically uneducated and narrow-minded tend to hate them. Many trash them without listening to their music. CD-recordings do them no justice, if you honestly want to hear all that is "DMB", attend a live concert. Carter, Leroi, and Boyd basically make the band, with Dave's voice topping the cake. Anyone that says they are talentless has no musical taste. There's a difference between not liking a band's music and thinking they suck.
"Yo, Dave Matthews Band SUCKS man! I have NO musical taste whatsoever!"
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A very large band with not a lot of substance, named after an ego-maniac. No one ever knows when they have a new album out, they just appear. It's creepy. Responsible for Jack Johnson and to a lesser extent, John Meyer. (At least John Meyer has comedy to fall back on.) They should not be listened to, especially by young women in frat-guy rooms. It leads to bad things.
Guy: Hey, have you heard the new Dave Matthews Band single?
Unsuspecting girl: No, I didn't know released a new album!
Guy: Dances to Dave Matthews Band while touching himself
Girl: Leaves
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A motley crew of has been roots rock "musicians" who think that playing seventeen instruments at the same time somehow makes them musically competent.
Few people know that Kurt Cobain killed himself because he heard the song "Ants Marching" by Dave Matthews band playing on the radio.
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