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monkey dick

Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.

Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey sauce

The secretion produced by the female while having sex with her male partner.

I was playing the mating game with Lois all last night. You know, doing that wild thang. Damn if I didn't get her monkey sauce all over the insides of my new tighty whities.

by Digger April 13, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


document monkey

1. Attorney tasked to make lists and charts, and distribute multi-colored folders.

2. In-house entertainment for Farley, Potenza and Dougherty.

"Get me those hot docs STAT, document monkey!"

by Farley March 6, 2003

37๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Cunt

The scum sucking cutomer at a twenty four hour service station that expects the attendant to get out of his seat to serve food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift

The Monkey Cunt wanted food from the back of the store, he should know I only serve petrol,no food.

by Juan Hunglow April 20, 2010

39๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


surrender monkey

a frenchman or a soldier in the french army

the surrender monkey took off his berret, finished his stroodle, and put down his weapon when he was threatened

by ByRd June 5, 2004

161๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


Desert monkey

1) An arab
2) A terrorist
3)someone with a name such as "Ravnete" or "Harsimeron"

Guy1: dude, wanna go over to rabbagees house?

Guy2:fuck that desert monkey

by poopooiinurface May 24, 2009

43๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


chunky monkey

A magically delicious Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream flavor.

Let's go down to the 7-11 for a pint of Chunky Monkey.

by Jimbo Jones August 22, 2003

459๐Ÿ‘ 242๐Ÿ‘Ž