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Crosswalk Nap

n.

A method of suicide. The act of laying down in a crosswalk hoping an oncoming car will help you sleep for a long time.

I was tired of living, so I took a crosswalk nap.

by HST Wannabe March 26, 2013


Powder nap

When a bartender (or barback) goes into the small closet they call an office, and they take a line (or bump) of white powder (more specifically, cocaine)

Note: the door is typically halfway closed as they awkwardly lean over the keyboard/PC monitor

I am going into the office for a quick powder nap.

by LibertyStationPowderQueen May 22, 2020


Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 9, 2020


Sweet Naps

Use this when you are excited about something. Can also be expanded to "Sweet Nappy Naps!"

When someone gets you those concert tickets you've been wanting you yell, "Sweet Naps!"

by Ginny June 9, 2003


Sweet Naps

make snents

by ll July 1, 2003


Ocala wet nap

The act of blowing your nose into a woman's moist vagina and then sucking out your snot to use as a lubricant for anal sex with said woman

He was in the middle of giving his girlfriend oral when he used her vagina lips as a ocala wet nap

by Blountblaze June 22, 2022


Nap Hopping

When Sarah jumps from one nap location to another.

Sarah is nap hopping.

by MFolofy September 23, 2021