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On this day January 29th we celebrate all the cunts in the world :)
Hey man it’s January 29th… HAPPY NATIONAL CUNT DAY
National queef day celebrated on July 17th
Yo man tomorrow is national queef day, how we gonna celebrate?
The JaJu’s are a group of intelligent sons AND daughters put together to start a revolution. On Monday they unite and wear white shirts and black pants. JaJu’s UNITE!
Kid 1: Who is that group of kids all wearing black and white?
Kid 2: They are the JaJu’s. They wear it every Monday for National JaJu day.
choke your partner while you kiss them day
(most girls like this day bc the secretly liked being choked especially the more "innocent" ones.)
(choke her softly then firmly grasp her throat harder)
girl1:did you see that girls boyfriend choke her...damn she's lucky asf.
girl2: oh ik why its bc its October, national choking month!
When you are alone and single and a loveless person on April 13
Its a day whic occurs on the 9th of every month where we celebrate people all over the world with the name wayway
Hey guys did u hear its national wayway day ?
Guys my favorite holiday is national wayway day
A day dedicated to the beauty of leaves
“Hey do you want to hang out later?”
I can’t sorry I’m making a cake for national leaf day”