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Stop posting these to your stories.
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Everyone
Patrick - just a name
He is an amazingly handsome man. He doesn't understand how truly attractive he really is, he always denies it. He can be shy and introverted at some points but then be quirky and extroverted. He is the love of your life. Treat him well. He is also kinda insecure so shower him with love and affection whenever possible.
Girl 1: Do you know a Patrick?
Girl2: Yup! And I love him so much.
A man who if he saw a vagina, would try to put a plaster on it
Man, Patrick should stop telling girls to smile more
Is this the krusty krab? NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!!
Is this the krusty krab? NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!!
Loves farms. And parties. And sharpies....
How great is Patrick?!
and man with a small D about half a space bar
yeah that guy patrick only has half a spacebar down there