your mother

kind of like "yo momma", but more intellectual.

kid from da hood: "YO MOMMA SO FAT....!!!"
reply from nerdy kid trying to fit in: "your mother..."

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Your Mom

A saying used by overly stupid people to try to be cool..even though they know that it has no meaning whatsoever.

me: shut up..
some idiot your mom

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your mum

Some one's mum , mother , the thing that gave birth to them

Woman: How are you today sir?
Man: Your mum

Jeffry: HEY TOM...YOUR A FILTHY LEBO
Tom:Your mums a filthy lebo

A: Hey tom guess what...
B: yeah what
A: i banged ur mum last night

OIIIIIII..........YA MUM

Student: Miss Miss
Teacher : Yes henry?
Student: i just realised that your mum

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Your Mom

Can be made into a song

Your mom(pause, pause,pause)
On a Saturday Night (pause)
And through a Sunday Evening (pause,pause)
Your Mom (pause) AND I!!!!

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your mom

your mom, the person who raised you....

your mom is ugly
your mom is fat
this all is true....
Im just kidding all moms are cool

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Your Memorial

A kickass christian progressive metal band from MN. Their unique sound is strictly for the hardcore :) They are gonna blow you away!

Alex: Yo Mike did you like that band i told you about?

Mike: Your Memorial?

Alex: Yeah d00d!

Mike: Dude they are so good :)

Alex: Yeah dude.

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your mom

A comeback that stupid people often use because they are too slow to come up with something good to use. Can often be replaces with your dad if the stupid person chooses.

Katie: Your Clothes are Ugly
Becca: Your moms clothes are ugly!

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