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when real niggas get together and spit facts about shit going on in their lives. usually is about bad bitches
ayo quan we got to link and have a real nigga talk.
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Contrary to popular belief, Canada does not actually exist. The land above America that most simpletons think is "Canada" is actually just snowy land that is uninhabitable for the current human. Wild creatures and demons live here, like the Abominable Snowman. This land is used as a nuclear waste dump for a bunch of countries, as well as the home of a fat old pedo named santa (who also dumps his nuclear waste there). The world tries to convince us that Canada exists for one obvious reason: Communism. It is clear that the story of Canada's origination is false as well. Here is some solid evidence: If Canada was founded by England, why do they speak French? How do these so-called shockingly nice citizens transcend human's natural instincts of being evil and selfish? Where do they get all of that maple syrup? How does their prime minister have such a smexy booty? These questions all lead to the conclusion that Canada simply is a lie. It is a land filled with Communism and evil. One of the biggest evils deriving from this land is bagged milk. It is general knowledge that bagged milk causes minors to be taken to Canadian Hell by Canadian Satan, where they experience a painful death. But since Canada isn't real and bagged milk is from Canada, then bagged milk isn't real so you don't have to worry about these rumors that have been created to prevent outsiders from traveling to canada and exposing the truth.
Simpleton: I'm travelling to Canada to eat maple syrup and poutine
Intellectual: You moron. You will be killed by Santa and the Commies to protect their lies. In the worst case scenario, the moose god could attack you. You should know by now that Canada isn't real.
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An oxymoron.
MTV's The Real World: a drunken roommate sleeps with her best friend's boyfriend and the next morning, gets into an ugly fight with her friend. The production team breaks it up, the camera turns to clips of ambulances arriving at the house, and a week after it happened they act like nothing ever happened.
The actual real world: the friend sues the roommate on assault, battery, & defamation charges. The roommate is forced to work 1 full-time job and 2 part-time jobs in order to pay for the court settlement & a cheap apartment right next to the airport in order to get by.
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When Hitler challenged anne Frank to a duel he aimed and pulled the trigger however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's fingers and turned arownd in midair screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo"
and Killed Hitler
("Hitler's real death")
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A rap song made by Californian rapper Eazy-E that was released in August 1993. The song was a response to fellow rapper and former friend and colleague Dr. Dre's "Fuck Wit Dre Day" which slandered Eazy. The song features Gangsta Dresta and BG Knocc Out. The song also attacks Snoop Dogg, who Dre made songs with, and Death Row Records, owned by Suge Knight, who Dre struck a deal with.
Eazy mentions the famous event in which Dr. Dre assaulted TV personality Dee Barnes along with calling Dre and Snoop "studio gangstas". He finishes with calling Death Row "Dre's boot camp".
"Yo, have you listen to "Real Muthaphuckkin G's yet? It's dope!"
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1. A block of shows on Cartoon Network focusing solely on real people and live action.
2. A paradoxical block of shows on Cartoon Network that have absolutely nothing to do with cartoons (Thus the paradox).
3. A diabolical creation made by snobby executives who have no respect for classic cartoons, ratings, or what kids want.
"Hey, have you seen that new series called Cartoon Network Real?"
"Cartoon Network Real? You mean that series that's an obscenity to all things cartoon, and a blatent disregard for the network's name?"
"That's the one!"
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time from 1:01am-8:59am; time you assume people are sleeping, while you perform a task.
Kevin - Man, I waited until the last day to start my research paper. It is due tomorrow.
Gus - Don't worry about it, you still have a bunch of non-real time left.
Kevin- Good thinking!
Gus - Yeah, I never do my work until non-real time starts.
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