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Jerking off in a girls ear.
She can't hear to well cause Joey just gave her a Jersey Jerk off.
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The act of painting a wall white
Devin was jerking off the wall all day to change it's color
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When one is to begin whacking it and join a zoom meeting with your camera set to automatically be on. Try to finish before you join.
Just failed the public execution jerk jimmie.
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(n): One who is mentally handicapped or otherwise impaired, and also possesses little empathy towards his or her fellow human being.
Also called a "mean retard" by other jerks who are not as slow and naturally feel superior because of it.
"That Tourette's Guy on YouTube is such a slow jerk."
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a speech competition where those doucheGABs take first and even close out in all the events
"Spring Varsity was a fucking gabrielino circle-jerk, again"
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Being completely and absolutely useless when a group of people are trying to accomplice a task.
Guy 1: (nailing down boards on a new deck)
Guy 2: (siting there watching)
Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing, stop jerking off butterfly's and come help me with this board.
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one who jacksoff after they smoke meth. "Twork" comes from the way you turn the pipe side to side when you smoke meth. "Jerk" comes from jacking off. Meth makes you horny, SOMEONE WHO JACKSOFF ALOT WELL THERE HIGH on meth.
Why do you always smoke by yourself? you like to twork n jerk
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